and they are really not that bad! They’re basically just normal caffeine side effects, plus normal sugar side effects, plus possible heart palpitations and high blood pressure. But I’m pretty sure my heart is ballin and totally able to combat Monsters, it’s been working with reduced oxygen for years and getting me through countless tennis matches like a boss. Basically Monster’s just a soda, but a little bit worse for you. And who’s been mainlining Dr. Pepper like it’s crack cocaine for years? This girl. So fuck it world, I’m drinking Monsters as much as I want!
