February 2012
89 posts
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat...”
– James Franco (via cozykittens)
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I do not understand this new movement against so called “slut-shaming.” I understand the slut walks they held, to say that no matter what a woman is wearing, she does not deserve to be raped, I get that. But I firmly believe that if a girl is sleeping with a bunch of guys every week, especially if these guys are in relationships, and wearing clothes that barely cover her body, she...
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So just had a random annoying memory
And really, what kind of a mother worries about whether the kids her daughter hangs out with are too nerdy? That is so mean! Give them a chance woman.
“i love you much(most beautiful darling)
more than anyone on the earth and i...”
– e.e. cummings (via quotewhore)
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The words "you look soooo comfy today!"
Are always an insult. More like “you look soooo ugly today!” Yup guys, I’m rockin sweats today. Deal.
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“She writes like she’s starving and reads like she’s feasting.”
– R.D. Larson (via thenocturnals)
“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.”
– Carrie Fisher (via thenocturnals)
“For whatever we lose (like a you or a me),
It’s always our self we find in the...”
– E.E Cummings (via thenocturnals)
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Dear Freshman Late Night Pub Goers,
First of all, you are not entitled to a free meal. Just because the dining hall closes at eight does NOT mean the Pub is morally obligated to give you a free meal, at no benefit to itself, just because you didn’t plan well enough to eat before eight and are incapable of purchasing your own food. So stop complaining about the limited menu choices, because you know what? You are getting those for...
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So I just looked up the effects of Monsters
and they are really not that bad! They’re basically just normal caffeine side effects, plus normal sugar side effects, plus possible heart palpitations and high blood pressure. But I’m pretty sure my heart is ballin and totally able to combat Monsters, it’s been working with reduced oxygen for years and getting me through countless tennis matches like a boss. Basically Monster’s just a soda,...
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The only thing I've consumed today was a Monster.
I’m shaking and wheezing and my heart may either explode or stop beating. Although the wheezing is probably just ‘cause I haven’t taken my asthma meds since I ran out. But I mean really, this is going to be problematic at work. The things I burden my body with!
